Good day guys this was sent to me by my girlfriend Noella 
I am not quite sure where she got it from but i sooo wanted to
share it with you guys. But the way life is going these days we
need a little laughter to keep the heart pumping healthy.
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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds in our driveways and put our
useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with
their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they
do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your
money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
injections?
You know that indestructible black box that
is used on airplanes? Why don't they make
the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's
your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words,
send it to everyone. We all need to smile
every once in a while.
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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, work like
you don't need money, kiss slowly, love like you've never
been hurt, laugh uncontrollably, dance like nobody's watching,
sing like nobody's listening, live like it's heaven on earth
and never regret anything that made you smile.
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